Posted by Bob - the Alien on February 28, 2004 at 19:59:27:
In Reply to: wow posted by jonvon on February 28, 2004 at 19:45:21:
: see, the problem with drinking tea on a mountain top is that there probably isn't a bathroom up there. and brother you are going to need one after a while. all that caffeine will get it working if you know what i mean.
: maybe the reason it is so hard to climb the mountain is all those wise men at the top peeing on your head. i know if i'd gotten to the top, i probably wouldn't think twice about peeing back over the side. i mean, by then you probably don't care to climb back down.
Never fear.
Mountain tops tend to be windy.
Between wind and gravity, the natural forces pulling at liquids tend to be much stronger than the surface tension on any individual drop of noxious waste.
So go ahead. Do what makes you happy. The natural forces of the world will prevent wise men from polluting each other's worlds.
With Love,
Bob - the Alien