Posted by giveawayboy on May 01, 2005 at 12:49:26:
In Reply to: Matza Rap!!!! Hysterical!!! posted by PS on April 28, 2005 at 01:03:51:
I couldn't get this to work, but I did enjoy this:
Cleaning and cooking and so many dishes,
Out with the hametz, no pasta, no knishes,
Fish that's gefilted, horseradish that stings --
These are a few of our Passover thigns.
Matzah and karpas and chopped up charoset,
Shankbones and Kiddish and Yiddish neuroses,
Tante kvetches and Uncle who sings --
These are a few of our Passover things.
When the plagues strike,
When the lice bite,
When we're feeling sad --
We simply remember our Passover things
And then we don't feel so bad.
Motzi and maror and trouble with Pharaohs,
Famines and locusts and slaves with wheelbarrows,
Matzah balls floating and eggshells that cling --
These are a few of our Passover things.