Posted by cav on June 30, 2005 at 08:11:57:
In Reply to: Insert Mel Brooks Reference Here posted by kle2 on June 30, 2005 at 08:04:46:
Where's it from: "It has been years since I have buggered a boy, and I should have thought him a girl at the moment of entry."
: : : So a new king deflowered James and a libertine scholar sent a flowery message that someone put down in a bag?
: : : Who's James, and what happened to the bag?
: : Not exactly. The new king WAS the deflowered James. Let me explain...
: : James was a very pretty boy that the old king thought was a girl. The king realized his mistake only after he had irreparably deflowered the boy. James agreed not to tell anyone, but only if the old king made James his sole heir. Hence, when the old king died, the New King James began his era.
: : Now the libertine scholar's bag, well, that's another story, not for the faint of heart. If you're very good, I'll tell it to you tomorrow night.
: "He's going to Deflower Her In The Tower"
: Robin Hood Men In Tights...