Posted by Ox on September 06, 2005 at 08:04:03:
In Reply to: Re: Ox for president posted by kle2 on September 06, 2005 at 00:50:49:
: : : In the wake of the recent storm of posts below, I have decided that it is my dudy to run for the position of cowmander in chief. Though as a man, I am only thirty, my alter ego is currently somewhere around 35, leaving me old enough to be the matador of the free world. It is no oxident that you have chosen me to represent you in the nations cowpitol. I promise to make the grass greener by increasing natural emmissions. I will sound the horns of victory by stablizing our military. I will balance the budget by enforcing new vegan laws which I will bull through the congrass. I will only appoint judges who currently have nose rings. I will make horse-shoes the national passtime. Instead of flip-floping, I will flap-jack. Instead of reading my lips, you will watch me chew. Now don't be fooled by Hilary, I am the best Democraplican running on the ticket. And I have chosen Steve Eggs to run as my vice president. Vote for Ox, or have a cow.
: : I am afraid this is out of my field, that is, beyond the range of my cowrrent abullities. I am no coward, make no moostake; if heifer the gallup polls said we really hoof a chance, that would be the cattlelist, and by God's graze I would chews to run--how cud I just bale?
: I'll be sure to vote for the udder candidate...I think your just milking this...
I will not milk anything, but yet I will steer you in the right direction. And for those who have a beef with me, I will drive a steak right into the heart of the matter.