You mean a FAIRY Tale

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: : many years ago : : in a distant land : : on this very day : : a tiny baby ox calf was born : : in a field : : in the spring : : and there was great rejoicing : : among all the oxen : : in the field : : many years later : : the very same : : and quite manly : : fully grown ox bull : : saw a heifer : : bold and beautiful : : shining in the sun : : in the field : : in the lush grasses : : soaked with dew : : in his huge : : and manly : : ox bull chest : : his heart beat fervently : : and in no way : : did his manly torso : : look like a monkey : : but i digress... : : the manly ox knew : : in that very moment : : that he must fight : : and die if necessary : : to make that magnificent heifer : : his very own : : and by some miracle : : he survived : : and got that heifer : : and there was great rejoicing : : among all the oxen : : in the field : : and many years : : after the birth : : of that ox : : and his glorious : : and sultry heifer : : another baby calf was born : : a tiny bull : : and there was great rejoicing : : among all the oxen : : in the field : : and yet another baby calf was born : : a heifer! : : and there was great rejoicing : : among all the heifers : : in the field : : and the bull ox wept : : and his great tears : : angered the heifer : : so the bull rejoiced : : with reservations : : and yet another baby calf was born : : a tiny bull : : and there was great rejoicing : : among all the bulls : : in the field : : because they had won : : and both the manly ox bull : : and the lovely heifer : : also rejoiced : : with substantial reservations : : the beautiful : : and magnificent : : and fertile heifer : : swore to the bull : : by the gods of the field : : and the moutains : : and the waterfalls : : and the springs : : that if once again : : he were to give her : : a beautiful baby ox : : she would gore him through herself : : and the bull ox : : proud and strong : : content in his vitality : : but fearful for his life : : got a vasectomy : : the end : : happy birthday, you strong and manly : : ox in the field

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